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I don't even remember the last time I updated. I'm in Boston right now, staying for a week with Breckin,Brad, and Trish. Trish is my girlfriend. Breck and Brad are dating, so it's very coupley. I missed Trisha so much. She's one very cool girl. I am crazy about her. I also think Breck and Brad make a really good couple as well. It's cutness.
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I don't like this whole long distance relationship thing. It's harder than I thought, and it'll be even worse this fall. Man.
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Saturday, June 14th, 2003
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| Subject: | wow |
| Time: | 11:11 am. |
| Mood: |  complacent. | | Music: | ladytron 'seventeen'. |
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Jay. 18 years old. Lost virginity last weekend. Still completely infatuated with the girl. We're dating. She's almost two hours away from home.
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Time started: 2:09pm
Name: Jay
Birthday: 10/11/83
Birthplace: boston
Siblings: none
Where do you live: college DC, home in cape cod
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: blonde/brownish
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 155
Tattoos: one on my chest, turtles. like gillian, yeah i know, dorky, but hey, it looks cool.
What High school did you go to: PHS
Vacation spot: Cali
Movie: the matrix
T.v. Shows: XF when it was on, now CSI
Actor: dunno
Actress:Gillian ANderson
Pick One
Coke OR Pepsi: PEPSI
Vanilla OR Chocolate: Twist
Winter OR Summer: summer
Looks OR Personality: personality
Beer OR Mixed drink:miz=xed
Day OR Night: night
Glass- Half-full OR Half-empty: realist
Oral OR Intercourse: intercourse, even though I haven't done it
Better to have loved and lost OR to have never loved at all: loved and lost
Bomb Iraq OR Bomb all of Middle East: neither you fuck
Size of the boat OR the Motion of the ocean: umm
Dressed up OR Bumin: bum
Crazier Guys OR Girls: depends
Jersey shore OR Hamptons: hamptons
Birthday OR Christmas: xmas
Boxers OR Briefs: boxers
Thong OR Panties: sure
Oral Give OR Take: wouldnt know
Love OR Money: love
Who has it easier in life Guys OR Girls: guys
Shaved OR Afro: shaved
Have you ever:
Been shot down: no
Done drugs: yes
What drugs: pot
Cheated: no
Cheated on: no
Been Hurt: who hasn't
Hurt anyone: possibly
Stole anything: gum
Done anything you were ashamed of: not really
Had a one night stand: no
Snuck out of the house: yeah
time finished: 2:17
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not true but ok
Columbia
You've worn all black since you were nine and knew,
even as a nine year old living in nowheresville
that you were a New Yorker at heart. Well, you
wont make it in the big city. I'm sorry tike.
Still, have fun while it lasts, because the
rumor is, most Columbia students don't.
Which Ivy League University is right for YOU?
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I should update. about stuff. But nothing in my life is really exciting. So lack of updates.
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You always hear that you don't keep the same friends as in high school, or don't have the same relationships. With my close ones, I never believed this, until now. It's pretty weird. Daryl and I are no longer friends. Just like that.
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| Time: | 5:06 pm. |
| Mood: |  calm. |
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Havn't actually written in this thing in a while. Thought I'd state that.
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Wednesday, April 9th, 2003
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Thursday, March 27th, 2003
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Forgot to mention, we broke up. I think it's better this way.]
Also, amusing pic :
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Saturday, March 22nd, 2003
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| Time: | 3:31 pm. |
| Mood: |  bitchy. |
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Chaite and I have been fighting, A LOT. I really don't see this lasting so much longer. She's completely unreasonable and stubborn. I admit, I may have some of that in me too, which proves even more how this is not a good match.
That is all
-Jay
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I could so very easily write a long winded post that would amount to a 10 page essay about the war. But I won't
I will just leave you with this
"Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity"
that is all
-Jay
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No one ever told me that there's eggs in French toast. I thought it was bread, just made in a cool way. Ahh! I'm a bad vegan!
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It's funny how politicians make me laugh
Ex-President Clinton Tapped for Jury Duty
NEW YORK - Former President Bill Clinton has been tapped for jury duty.
A questionnaire designed to help defense lawyers and prosecutors select a jury for a federal attempted murder case indicated that Prospective Juror No. 142 was actually William Jefferson Clinton.
Although Clinton's name was never revealed at a hearing in federal court in Manhattan on Friday, his answers, read aloud in the courtroom, provided the giveaway.
Under previous jobs held, the respondent answered President of the United States. [yes, i realize that he WAS in fact president, so of course he'd write that. but it's still amusing when you think about him actually taking the time to sit down at his desk and fill out his jury duty questionaire. couldn't he just call and say, "i used to be president, are you KIDDING me with this?"] He also wrote that he thought he could be fair and impartial, despite his "unusual experience with the O.I.C.," or Office of Independent Counsel.
David E. Kendall, Clinton's lawyer, said that Clinton is ready and willing to serve. "The former president is subject to jury duty, he's done his part, and if selected he would serve," Kendall told The New York Times in Saturday editions.
Federal prosecutors and the attorney for the defendant, Dushon Foster, disagreed about whether Prospective Juror No. 142 should be selected for the case. Foster is charged with attempted murder in an alleged gang shooting and could face life in prison, if convicted.
"Any particular question in Questionnaire 142 that you want to direct me to?" Judge Naomi Reice Buchwald asked the prosecutors, the Times reported.
"All of them, judge," a prosecutor, Daniel M. Gitner, said.
"I suspect there has never been anyone who answered yes to so many questions and survived the voir dire process," said Buchwald, referring to the next step in the jury selection process — a personal interview that prospective jurors who were not removed by the judge would undergo.
Defense lawyer Roger L. Stavis, disagreed with the prosecution and said that No. 142 should not be immediately disqualified.
But Buchwald, who was appointed by Clinton in 1999, appeared to agree with the prosecutors, citing concerns about sensationalism.
"To have Juror 142 here, with Secret Service protection is to, it seems to me, undermine our efforts to keep the case focused quietly on the evidence," the Times cited Buchwald as saying.
Buchwald said if she changed her mind, she would let the prosecutors and defense attorney know by Monday.
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Tuesday, February 25th, 2003
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Intro questions
1. Piercings? - cartiledge on left ear
2. Tattoos? - on the right side of my chest, Gillian's turtle tattoo, yeah, I'm cool
4. Write poetry? - yep
5. Penguins? - cute
6. Squirrels? - fuzzy
7. Monkeys? - daryl
8. Sushi? - yum
9. Vegan? - Yup
10. Alcohol? - sometimes, but usually not
11. Drugs? -usually not
12. Read? - all the time
13. Suicidal? - no sir
14. Depressed? -nope
15. Happy? - Sure
16. Cried because someone died? - yes
17. Heartbreaker? - ha.ha.no
18. Heartbroken? -no
19. Dance? - yes, but not like a crazy hoe. hoe.
20. School? - GWU
21. Crushes? - On my girl Chaite
22. Coffee? -I live on it
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Saturday, February 22nd, 2003
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Friday, February 14th, 2003
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Monday, February 3rd, 2003
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Wednesday, January 29th, 2003
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The State of the Union Address Drinking Game
With Bush's STOU you're going to need a drink. or several. So you might as well make a game out of it. E. Joseph Addison, devised this little set of rules to make the event just a little less painful with every shot...
The Official State of the Union Drinking Game:
Drink once whenever:
1. Bush mispronounces a word.
2. A nominee for Democratic Presidential Candidate appears on camera.
3. Bush threatens Iraq.
4. A new country is added to the “Axis of Evil” (one drink per country).
5. The words “faith based initiative” are used.
6. Bush refers to Islam as “a religion of peace.”
7. Senator Hilary Clinton (D-NY) fakes a smile or arbitrarily applauds.
8. Bush claims that our economy is recovering
9. Saddam Hussein is declared a threat to all “freedom loving peoples.”
10. The word “bipartisan” is used.
11. A tax cut in excess of 200 billion dollars is proposed.
12. The restructuring of Medicare is referred to as
best left to private insurance companies.
Drink twice whenever:
1. The “Bush twins” are shown.
2. The words “nuclear,” “chemical” and “biological” are used in one sentence.
3. “Nuclear” is mispronounced “nookular.”
4. The audience applauds for more than twenty seconds.
For those of you thinking that instead of swigging a beer, you’ll do a shot of Jägermeister, I have some advice: DON’T BE A HERO. Vomiting is automatic disqualification and will lead to a lifetime of shame. And last but not least, please remember that this is a drinking game — you are encouraged to bet on it.
A brief disclaimer:
If you black out after playing The Official State of the Union Drinking Game, The South End and Wayne State University are not liable. It’s not our fault that you can’t hold your liquor.
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I hate Bush, sooo much. I could make SUCH a better president, and I know how to pronounce NUCLEAR~!!! No more being an FBI agent, jay is going to be president. You know what? I'd make a kick ass president too. DAMN RIGHT! Hopefully my campaign will be a little better than Daryl's previous one last year.
So, when I run,
Vote for me, because I dont suck.
-JAY
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